Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Yes folks he's still a dork...

I don't know if I will ever understand our fasicnation with the man of steel (TM) I just got back from seeing the latest theatrical incarnation of everybody's third or fourth favorite alien (with the first three being the Alien from ALIEN, The Predator, and ALF).

At a couple of points I was remembering watching superman as a kid and thinking some of the stuff he did and said was "cool" now he's doing the same thing and he's a dork. However we all still love him.

All in all a good movie... and the first time in a long time that I've payed full price and gotten popcorn with soda (large at that!) (For those of you who don't know only my father and Matt exceed my in how big of a tightwad any one person can be... Though Lenny is coming along nicely) and not felt violated after the movie. Actually I think the last time I did the whole shebang thing was with the original X-men movie... so yeah it's been a few years.

It is nice to see comic book movies that are smart, funny, dark, and somewhat thought provoking all at the same time. Granted there are only a few Grade A comic book movies... X-Men, Batman ("Batman Begins" I'm not talking about that bat crap of Batman 2 - Batman 4), Sin City, Spiderman (both so far), and now Superman. I question if Hellboy should go in there or not, I never read the comics but it was a good movie. I look forward to the sequel.

But this movie does raise two serious questions...

1. How come Batman and Superman have two very large cities to protect that are both in North America yet they don't work together... better yet how did they get assigned these cities? Was there a lottery? A draft? Numbers out of a hat?

2. Wouldn't the villain's of say Gotham wise up and move to Metropolis and vice versa? How cool would it be to see the Joker take on Superman? I know that's the talk of a heretic... but how cool would it be to see that? Huh? Huh? HUH?

Fine you don't like my idea...

and you think Jedi's are dumb???!!

SCREW YOU BUDDY THIS IS MY BLOG AND I CAN DREAM IF I WANT TOO!!!!!

Monday, June 12, 2006

Now that was cool...

So I get home from work tonight... usual assortment of bills n stuff in the mail... oh something from work this can't be good.


Open the bills... pay us money... typicall.

Open the thing from work...

Hmmm form letter... great...

Dear Tom...

Thanks for a great year....

A busy winter

A perfect JCHO inspection

Good fincials...

well fuck work is happy

Please acceptt the enclosed as a gift..

OK...

And the enclosed is a membership to Costco for a year!

Wow now that was cool!

Monday, June 05, 2006

The Pot... as in stirring it...

So several of my friends have been blogging for a while now.... I have to say it's nice to see them writing down whats going on in their heads even if it does mainly consist of how they aren't getting enough sex and the day to day emotional highs and low that are life.

I also know that these same friends will read this at some point. Honestly I don't care... If your going to stop talking to me over a entry in some random "blog" then you my "friend" have bigger issues then me taking my little pot shots.

So after you all get done have lots of hot nasty sex come back here.

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OK you back... you lasted *Tom checks his watch* a whole 35 seconds you should be proud. Normally your under a quater.


So now that you all have gotten your freak nasty out of you. I'm going to write about a subject that is near and dear to all of us.

Cell phone providers.

How do you know your blogger is a geek and not getting any? When an entire post is dedictated to cell phone providers.

Realize this is only my take on what the diffrent personalites tend to be.

Cingular.... Cingular folks tend to be in a state of constant denial. They all say what great service they have but never seem to be able to make a call when they want to. Sure they have all of those nifty phones but I don't think I've ever seen a Cingular phone used for anything other then a paper weight.

Verizon/Altell.... Generally these folks tend to be pretty happy, though Altell customers do get a bit of Data envy when compared to the power of the Verizon network (it's network after all). Sadly all of these people tend to sound like they are living in a tin can.

T-Mobile.... I don't know what drives these people... they aren't fiercly loyal to a company but just seem to apathetic to change providers.

Sprint Nextel.... These people speak their mind! If their service sucks they will tell you! If their service is great they will tell you! Often they will tell you with in 30 seconds of one or the other opposite statement and tell you again within 5 minutes during the same conversation. The Sprint Guy may be gone but his spirit lives on.

And there you have my $.02 of cell phone providers.

If you have any questions feel free to email them to IDon'tGiveACrap@gmail.com :D

To answer a long burning question....

Do I belive in better living through chemistry?

Yes... hand me another beer.

Right in two??

I noticed that I don't post as much anymore.... and when I do it's about stupid shit like this...


I went to home depot tonight to look for mist heads for my misting system that is on the back porch. You know it 110 for 3 days in a row thought it would be a good idea. Spent a hour in the home depot looking for the parts... finally found them and the registers were down (how is that home depot is the only place I can walk in to on just about any day of the week and their registers are down?)

So I put my stuff back and walk out... I will come back later in the week when I have a more extensive list of things to get done around the house.

I get home and go to take off my shoes and notice that my pants are still cuffed from yesterday... why are they cuffed you ask? Simple the jeans I bought are to long so I rolled them up a inch or two so they wouldn't drag on the floor.

Now imagine me walking around home depot looking totally lost with my pant legs rolled up.

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Ok you can stop laughing now.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

It's that time of year again!

Ahem...
































GO SUNS!



That is all

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Once every 100,000 Years or so...

So I was thinking the other day... as I often try not to do. You know what they say a room full of free thinkers will use up all the oxygen in the room in 20 minutes because they won't stop their yammering. As a direct result of that statement I try not to think to much.

So I was thinking... you never realize it how good you have it until it's all gone. Well I'm happy to report that I have realized how good I have it and I'm apperciating every minute of it. And you know me Mr. Always look on the bright side... things only look to be getting better.

Any questions?

Yes you in the back?

How many beers have I had tonight?

The proper answer to that question is not how many beers have I had it's how many beers haven't I had.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Who are you to wave your finger?

Wow concerts are so much better when you know all the words to all the songs...

TOOL May 6th 2006 Gammage Theater... holy crap that was cool.

3,300 people... small warm up show... 3rd show of tour.


I'm still just in wow of it all



moving on.... askaninja.com I recomend the following episodes

Special Delivery 1, 2, and 3 along with Questions 17 and 18

Go and understand that I have way to much time on my hands.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

He had a lot of nothing to say....

Worked from home today.... It's a interesting feeling... Getting up at my usual time.

Making a pot of coffee

Having breakfast

Surf the internet

And sit at my kitchen table for the next 8 hours because I don't want to work in my office since that is where I game.. And I don't want to associate gaming with work.

Why did I work at home... I was getting my AC serviced... Why because it's old. How did that go? Well lets just say I'm not entertaining the thought of high efficiency cooling units.

I will be comfortable this summer... May not be able to do anything else but I will be comfortable.

On the bright side the new TOOL and Pearl Jam albums came out today. I already had pre-purchased Pearl Jam on iTunes... I downloaded it first thing this morning.

Good stuff, go get if you have anything more then a passing interest in Pearl Jam... Then again most of you really like their crappiest song that won alot of awards and haven't moved on. Oh well.

TOOL on the other hand is not down with the internet music thing. So that required me to get out and go to Borders... OK not a huge deal I haven't been to Borders in a while and it's a cool place.

So off I go to Borders, it's a Tuesday afternoon about 5pm. It's dead silent, it is a book store after all, and there are maybe 30 people in the whole joint not including employees. I wander around for about 10 minutes. No new books that I'm real keen on picking up just checking things out. There is someone about every 3rd aisle or so. I make it over to the CD section.

It's abandoned... Seriously there are no employees over there at all it's all just sitting there. Things are dusted but that is about it. I start looking for the new TOOL CD. Takes me about 10 minutes... But I have a ritual I go through every time I buy a TOOL CD. The first TOOL CD I bought was Ænima in 1997 (yes Cody I was a late catching the TOOL bus). I found Ænima by going through every rack at a Best Buy in Las Vegas because for what ever reason the Best Buy method of alphabetical does not match up with my grade school definition of alphabetical.

So I start my ritual... I can't help but notice that most of the bins are half empty some are almost completely empty. It's been a while since I bought a physical CD... Actually it's been something like 3 years. I've bought music it's all been on the internet though. Now I don't know if the bin situation is a normal thing but maybe part of the music industries problem is they can't keep fucking product on the shelf. Never mind that about 90% of it is crap to begin with.

So I get the TOOL CD... pay for it and head home.

Once I get home what is the first thing I do ? Yep I rip it to my computer to put on my iPod because I FUCKING BOUGHT A CD AND I WANT TO LISTEN TO IT ON MY FUCKING iPod.
Well 60 minutes later it's done ripping and it's not even a usable rip... It keeps skipping which my computer can handle but will cause the iPod to choke and it sounds like crap when it skips.

So that was my day... For those of you keeping score at home...

A/C unit... 1 down
2 Albums bought... 1 really good... 1 Artistically good... Technically leaves something to be desired.

Monday, May 01, 2006

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Happy Viente Nuevo de Abril!


With Cinco de Mayo quickly approaching I decided to celebrate my own personal diversity.


So I bought a selection of beers at Safeway today.

Guinness for my beer loving welsh/English/non Irish heritage.

Corona because a man can not live by beer alone occasionally he needs water and it's a good beer for Mesa.

Sam Adams... I don't think I had any ancestors fight in the American Revolution but you can never be to sure... and really since I've lived in the U.S. my entire life what is heritage day with out a little self heritage pride.

And Herminger Premium Bier from Germany (thanks Cody) to celebrate my oh so white northern European/German/Austrian ancestry.


Or maybe it was just a good excuse to buy a lot of beer that was on sale and I'm a sucker for a good deal :)

Saturday, April 22, 2006

The Maltese Falcon.

So I've been taking a break from EVE (the game not the wife of a friend of mine). What have I been doing with this break? Watching movies, doing stuff around the house (read as cleaning) and generally trying to become more human again. I know I have a highly addictive personality.. You know a personality that lives and breathes something for a period of time and then falls out of it. I think I'm through the living and breathing thing of EVE I did this exact same thing with SWG but I blame that on other things. Things that we won't discuss here.

So in my procrastinate on cleaning the house ( if you say you don't procrastinate then you are lying to yourself and everyone else. Procrastination is like masturbation... No one owes up to it but everyone does it). I was reading ye olde tyme blog I have going on here. I do that from time to time.

And some time ago I wrote about TV piracy and my proposed solution. A iTunes like service that you could download TV shows from. Low and behold someone took my idea and ran with it and has forgotten my royalty check for coming up with the iTunes TV studio... OR I took the next logical step of a business model already out there and plans were in the works long before I dreamed up my thing.

Anyway point is you can purchase and download TV shows from iTunes and several other outlets on the internets. How many have I purchased?

Zero.

Yes I'm a huge fan of Battlestar Galactica. Which quite honestly is the only show on there that really interests me. Lost probally would get me too if I would give it a chance.. But see 3 paragraphs ago about addictive personality.

So why haven't I purchased any Battlestar Galactica's (BSG) for download?

Short answer it's stupid for me to pay $1.99 for content with no added value.

Long answer BSG is a fantastic series, I want it to grow and flourish I want others to grow to love this show like I have. I want other people to have debates about the larger context of the show and how it relates to our current situation in contermpary EARTH. I want other people to talk about incredibly evil Dr. Baltar is and how you really can't but help to hate the character but see what he does next. I get all of this for the $40.00 I give the friendly folks at my cable company every month. Actually I get Multiple showings of BSG and I get my choice between HD and Regular.

But $1.99 a episode is to much to pay for just a show. No commercials, no additional content, no second track with commentary.

$1.99 is to much to pay for a piece of video that I can watch on my computer but I can't burn to a DVD and watch on my huge TV with surround sound.

$1.99 is to much to pay for DRM codecs that may or may not be around in 5 years and I'm stuck with data that may or may not be intact.

$1.99 is to much to pay if I lose my hard drive because someone is to cheap allow multiple downloads of something I purchased.

Will I buy BSG season 2 when it comes out on DVD? You betcha! Will I pay $100 for it? Hell no! Will I pay $50 for it? OH yeah. Why because it has added value above and beyond the original. There is commentary (yes I'm one of those fan boys), I can watch it on any TV that has a DVD player hooked up to it.

Once again the pissed off ramblings of a random blogger that no one will ever listen to.

I would talk about my lack of a sex life.. But that would really get pretty boring very quickly.

Until next time kids.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

10,000 minutes

Birthdays are a funny thing... Every year I don't say a word about the silliest day of the year (or the 3rd holiest day of the year depending on who you are... And every year with out fail people remember. It's really kind of disturbing. I mean I can barely find their houses and here they are remembering a random day in April.

I guess that is how you figure out who really gives a crap and who doesn't it would appear as though I have more people then I thought who give a crap.

Yes that is me being nice... Take it for what it's worth... And considering how often I'm "nice" well at least in this medium.

Ok moving on to things of a more technical nature....

PDA's

And I'm not talking about sticking your tongue down someone's throat in the middle of a public place.

I recently sold my iPaq to Curtis. Why you ask? Well it's simple he was going to use it way more then I was and the price was right. Of course the bitch of it is now that I don't have the stupid thing I realize just how much I did use it. Granted it was mainly for stupid things like lists and calendar but still I actually used it quite a bit.

Why don't I just buy a new one? Simple I'm waiting for the Treo 700p so I can make a choice between that and the 700w. I'm a gadget whore, get off my case and let me have my technology.

Anyway, in a fit of desperation and because my blonde hair is in no way or shape a dye job. I found a notebook that was of the small form factor. Holy crap it's a life saver. But that is not why I'm writing. When I found the notebook it was in the center console of my truck (which a year later still does not have a name) and started looking through it. It was the my old notebook from KRMC. It was interesting to flip through it and see what my notes to myself where like a year or so ago (SHC has provided with a laptop for work which for all intents and purposes is my PDA... A very large one but a PDA none the less). I also thought it was interesting that the last date that I used it was was June 21, 2005 also known as the day that everything changed for me.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Blatantly stolen from Kristina....

I stole this...

Yes I'm a bad person....

Yes it was worth it!

PHOENIX, ARIZONA
1. You must learn to pronounce the city name. It is: "FEE - niks".

2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00a to 10:00a. The
evening rush hour is from 3:00p to 7:00p. Friday's
rush hour starts on Thursday morning.

3. The minimum acceptable speed on all freeways-I-10, I-17, U.S. 60, Loop 202 -- is 85 mph. You may only exceed that speed on Loop 101, where the speed is allowed to match the highway number. Anything less is considered wussy.

4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Phoenix has its own version of traffic rules. Cars/truck with the loudest muffler go next at a four-way stop. The truck with the biggest tires go after that. (Note: East Valley cell phone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way.)

5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out and possibly shot.

6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously.

7. Construction is a permanent fixture in Phoenix. Detour barrels are moved around during the middle of the night to make the next day's driving a bit more exciting.

8. Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks,
skunks, dogs, barrels, cones, cows, horses, cats,
mattresses, shredded tires, squirrels, rabbits, crows,
vultures, javelinas, roadrunners, and the coyotes
feeding on any of these items.

9 . You must know that Maricopa Freeway, Papago Freeway and the I-10 are the same road.

10. To find anything in Phoenix, it is required to know where Central and Washington are. This is our Alpha and Omega-the Beginning and the End.

11. If someone actually has their turn signal on, wave them to the shoulder immediately to let them know it has been accidentally activated.

12. If you are in the left lane, and only driving 70 in a 55-65 mph zone, you are considered a road hazard and will be flipped off accordingly.

13. Ground clearance of at least 12 inches is recommended for city driving.

14. You are allowed to wear potholders to protect your
hands and fingers during summer driving.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Of all the nerve...

On the subject of work recently.  I'm still loving the job down in Scottsdale so I'm not going to bitch about that.  Instead I'm going to bitch about....  A article I read recently about hiring a good PACS application specalist.

Understand that it seems like PACS is the bastard step child of most hospitals.  It's this hugely important application that is run enterprise wide.  And how many people typically support it?  In Kingman it was yours truly and 1 GE Field Engineer... And the GE Field Engineer left 2 months after go live.  So it was me and me alone for the four months between her leaving and my leaving.   Of course PACS wasn't the only thing that I supported but it took up a huge chunk of my time.  Actually in retrospect things should have gone down diffrently in Kingman.  But that is another diatrabe for another day.  

At the current healthcare system?  There are 5 of us (4 employees plus the GE Field Engineer).  I still support other apps and PACS still takes up a huge chunk of my time.   Other hospitals in the Phoenix area?  Well of the other folks that I have met so far there is typically 1 or 2 people for the entire healthcare system down here.  So a healthcare system may have 3 or 4 facilities (not nesscarily all of them full blown hospitals) that are taking care of PACS systems.  These aren't small healthcare systems either. 

And when I say 1 or 2 people I mean 1 person full time and maybe someone part time to help out.  

As far who controls a PACS system it seems to be split between x-ray departments and IT departments.   A few places actually seem to have some sort of workable arraingment for sharing employees and resources (Kingman had real issues with this). 

Getting back to the article.

So this article was put out in a publication aimed at Computer proffesionals in imaging.  Both technical and clinical users.   This list was presented in the form of a "Top 10" and number 8 was something to effect of:
    "A good PACS administrator should be personalbe and able to communicate effectivly" 
OK I know I'm not the greatest communicator in the world but I like to think I'm somewhat approachable.  Granted somedays I'm about as approachable as a porcupine but still. 

Well #8 goes on and the last line reads;
    "Highly technical but sometimes socially inept IT administrators" 

That last line in #8 is was really irks me.  Yes I've met my fair share of IT folks that have real issues relating to people about things other then computers.  But come on do we really need to be perpeuating this stereotype?     I've also met people from other walks of life that had real issues relating to people.  And in a couple of cases were actually worse then some of the IT folks I have run into in my time. 

Really it's that last line that has me bugged the most.  I still consider myself a IT guy, though admitatly I have specalized in one particular type of application for a particular sector of IT. 

It still pisses me off.