Son of a Ardvark!

You know I think I'm going to start using that phrase instead of "son of a bitch" it's got the same ring to it and when you actually say people look at you kind of funny and go "Ardvark?"  WTF?

Here is a image for you... Some one "fondling a box of choclates"  I really wish I were making that up but I'm not... I actually heard it at work today I don't think I will ever touch a opened box of choclates ever again.

"Hey look at the box of choclates!"

"Oh it's open... Son of a ardvark!"