Thursday, August 31, 2006

If your not into Linux don't read this....

Wow... so I went to do a yum update on my Linux box which is currently running Cent OS 4.3 and it's automagically upgrading to Cent OS 4.4!


Now I know this might not seem like a big deal to you but to me that is rather cool!

No CD to download just yum it and away you go.

So far my biggest complaint about CentOS is that there isn't alot of stuff in their yum repo's as compared to suse or fedora. But it does everything that I want it to do which is be my Linux server. OH and certain programs that are written for Linux I can't seem to find dependicies that work... you know little things like PYTHON!

Speaking of which I haven't talked about Linux in a while and my screwing around with Linux at home is finally starting to pay off in the work place (And Adam thought that is would never lead to anything).

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Take life as it comes.....

Straight, no chaser.


Keeping up with the Alchol theme.


So Cody and I hit Mill tonight because... I was bored... and so was he. So we hit Mill. I learned a few very important things tonight.

1. If the pool hall your at has attendant in the bathroom your crossing over into pretentious territory.

2. If most of the people there look like they are out of a Abercrombie and Fitch catalog and they look like they shop their too your crossing over into pretentious territory.

3. If it's $4 for a Corona and they are "out of Guiness" your crossing over into pretentious territory

You actually cross into pretentious territory with a combo of any two items above. Cody and I hit the jackpot we got all 3!

Remember folks it's just a pool hall not a dance club.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Beer....

So it's no secret that I like beer... Light beer, dark beer, hoppy beer, holiday beer, summer beer, winter beer, wheat beer, rice beer. The list goes on and on and on and on.

This notion of beer love got me thinking tonight... What beers do I like and how can I share that with my loyal readership? Well ok 2.1 of you who drink beer, .5 of you is a pansy and only drink "whiskey" (pansy) and the .4 don't drink at all (I admire you for your steadfastness but I can't but wonder how you make it through the day)

So lets start at the beginning (where we should start will all things) and talk about my personal favorite...

Yes the true "King of Beers" actually you know that is a insult.... NO... Guiness is the Nectar of the Gods!

Actually Guiness is a stout... which is a very ummm stout beer. OK you know what let me go find a wikipedia entry for Guiness.

Hold ON... I found something even better... www.beerhunter.com Looks like the internet is for more then just P0rn!

"An extra-dark, almost black, top-fermenting brew, made with highly roasted malts. Sweet stout, an English style, is typified by Mackeson, which has only about 3.75 percent alcohol by volume in its domestic market but more than 5 in the Americas. Sweet stout usually contains milk sugars (lactose), and is a soothing restorative. Dry stout, the Irish style, is typified by Guinness, which comes in at around 4 percent in the British Isles, a little more in North America and as much as 8 in tropical countries. Dry stouts sometimes contain roasted unmalted barley. Imperial Stout, originally brewed as a winter warmer, for sale in the Tsarist Russian Empire, is medium dry and distinguished by its great strength: anything from 7 to more than 10."

Guiness and I have a long history... but that is for another entry.

Moving on, there is a picture of me floating around holding a bottle of "Polygamy Porter". Now this is significant for two reasons. 1. It's the only "posed" picture of myself that I actually like and 2. It's the only porter I've drank in the last couple of years that I've actually enjoyed.

Again from the dude at www.beerhunter.com

"A London style that became extinct, though it has recently been revived. It was a lighter-bodied companion to stout, and the most accurate revivals are probably the porters made by American micro-brewers like Sierra Nevada. Around 5 percent by volume. In some countries, the porter tradition remains in roasty-tasting dark brews that are bottom-fermented, and often of a greater strength."
Polygamy porter is made by a micro brewer in.... Salt Lake City? OK looks like Mormons do drink beer the just don't owe up to it. Anywhoo the quote is and the beer are both spot on... it's got a "roasted nut" taste to it.

I'm also very fond of Fat Tire Amber Ale... Actually I like all ales... shit who are we kidding I like all beers.... but yeah Fat Tire is my favorite for regional type beer.

So let me just go ahead and list different beers I like and we can all move on.

Oak Creek Stout... It's like Guiness only not quite as smooth a bit more bite to it. About the only good thing to come out of the relationship with the bitch.

Sam Adams... I'm again in the boat of liking just about anything this brewery puts out. Sam Adam's Light is their best brew in my mind. Octoberfest is a close second.

There are many other beers... but that is for another time.

I leave you know with a view of my fridge from a month or two ago.


Sunday, August 20, 2006

Mo-blogging...




And now you will know the power of this fully enabled spam station!

Ok maybe not... maybe it's more like I finally got the whole picture from cell phone to blog thing to work. granted if I send one in the middle of the day your going to get a bunch of crap my cell carrier but that is why I edit and carry on.


Edit and carry on people.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Fear and Loathing at the movie theater....

Ok so I've finally caught up with the rest of the country and have seen Pirates 2.... I got to say I wasn't as nearly as pleased with this one as I was with the first.  So I will now list for you my problems with Pirates 2. 

1. Orlando Bloom.... Shut up elf... No one wants to hear you talk in what really sounds like a fake English accent. 

2. Kiera Knightly... There was not nearly enough Kiera in this movie.  Now I realize it's Disney and so it's supposed to "family friendly"  but come on guys... When was the last time you saw a pirate movie where the heroine didn't have ample cleavage?    Really?   OH and she looked like she was strung out on something the whole time.   Then again when I've seen pictures of her on the internet recently that is just how she looks so it's probably pretty safe to assume that she's strung out on something. 

3. Undead Monkey?  Well if it's breathing isn't it "Undead" I don't know maybe I'm a little to sensitive this one.  Maybe if they described the monkey as "death impaired"...

"What do you have for me in trade?"

"We have this 'death impaired' monkey" BANG!

4. Limbs as oars....  Really... I know suspension of disbelief but come on guys every body knows that once a body has fully decomposed that the joints aren't going to stay together especially when they are being used as oars and being dragged through the water like they were.

5. Davey Jones... OK I'm still trying to figure out how the crew has either humans or these weird human like hybrids... Only one person was how I truly expected them to be (Will Turner's Father) I also was not happy with the lack of additional mollusk and other debris on the crew members.

And I thought Davey Jones was a spirit... Not a squid like person.

6. The flying Dutchman... Wait this ship is bringing harm to the people that encounter it?   What the hell I thought running into the flying Dutchman was a sign of good luck and fortune

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Dutchman

OK the Wikipedia doesn't say anything about that so never mind....

Oh and getting back to crustaceans... Why wasn't the flying Dutchman covered in them?

7. Plot Lines.... This movie had more plot lines then this post has gripes.  Actually the Ninja from askaninja.com had it right... If you had a part in this movie you had a plot line.  Think about he's right...

The leg had a plot line
The Hat had a plot line
The Cracken had a plot line
The dress had a plot line
Every ship had a plot line
 
See pretty much everything had a plot line. 

So that is my take on the movie "Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest"   Now if I only kind of liked this move imagine what I would have wrote if I really didn't like it.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Oh that is better....

Turns out Curtis's threshold is only slightly higher then mine.

We are now moving on to Chappelle's


Chappelle's show makes me want to keep cable.

I feel my brains bleeding out my ear....

I'm watching the girls nextdoor with Curtis...

Normally you have to pay $12.95 a hour for this crap. It's almost enough to make me drop cable completly to keep my brains continue to bleed out my ears.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Notes from the stadiumi....

Know the followign things.....

1. If your going to a game in the new cardinals staduim sho3w up 3 hours early and come from the north.

3. 10 beers (2 of which are 40oz) and footbsall is nott a good mix.


This is the closeset to a drunk blog that you all will get for a very long time.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

The one with a lot of titles...

Tonight's entry is being brought to you by a good self cooked dinner and the realization that you all (all 3.2 of you) have gone far to long with out being blessed by my cosmic bullshit. So tonight and tonight only you get not one, not two, but THREE!!!!11!!!1!11!1! Entries for the clickage of one entry!

Lets take a trip shall we....


I am Jack's Inner Ass kicker....


I got the new Ikea catalog last week... I know sad, hold on it gets worse. I opened it up and was looking through it and found a couch that would go very nicely in my back room. Fold out and the whole bit so Dorkus wouldn't have to sleep on a air mattress. Now when this thought flashed across my brain it was immediately followed by "Do you own your stuff, or does your stuff own you" which if you've seen "Fight Club" as much as I have you understand where that line came from. I don't know if I'm two steps away from space monkeys or not. I do know that we should all be very worried if I start missing my 10 PM bed time and seemingly start going all over the country.


Like a hamster on a wheel...

So I've finally gotten off of my ass and gone back to the gym. Yep I'm actually partaking in physical activity. Now those of you who have been long time readers (and therefore friends for a long while) will remember that I frequented the gym in Kingman on a regular basis. For all the fucking good it did me. This time I will follow the food plan (read as diet) and actually go!

I suspect I will have fallen off of the wagon in 2 or 3 weeks. More bitching to follow stay tuned to this cespool for additional updates.

Though I have to admit the eating every two hours thing works rather nicely for me.

I have to apologize.....

Ok I've been proven wrong... no I don't have a girlfriend. If that were the case I would be proven wrong a lot more then once a year.

I was watching the movie "Underworld" today on TNT. I was surprised it was actually pretty good. It also reaffirmed my infatuation with brunettes in leather and being very gothic.

So yeah go rent Underworld... and I suspect that it's sequel "Underword:Evolution" is either as gothtastic as the first or far surpasses it.