The stone beneath my feet.

"More hay, Trigger?"
"No thanks Roy, I'm stuffed!"

Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them

Those who don't understand Linux are doomed to reinvent it, poorly. -- unidentified source

'Interesting how the Windows™ logo is a picture of a window deteriorating...

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents. - Nathaniel Borenstein

"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." Dave Barry

Free speech only goes so far until you need the right to bear arms.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Interview"

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.

You should make a point of trying every experience once -- except incest and folk-dancing. -- A. Bax, "Farewell My Youth"

"Some people shoot to kill, some people shoot to maim...they're missing the point here. the point is you get to shoot somebody." -- Scott Kern "One night in August of 2004"