You know...

You know your a bachelor when....

Hemostats aren't just for stopping massive amounts of bleeding, they also make handy clips to close your tortilla chips with

A Guiness for dinner is perfectly acceptable

A Fat Tire for Desert is also equally acceptable

You house has a strange odor and you think nothing of it.

It's no longer a matter of having enough computers it's now a matter of having to many computers

Not having any mail, phone calls, email, or any type of outside communication is not unusual (ok this may just be a me thing)

Chips, Cookies, Beer, and Water are the 4 major food groups

Appointment television is for squares (ok this is really more of a geek thing then a bachelor thing)

Cleaning the house is a bi-monthly event

Cleaning the bathroom is a bi-weekly event most of the time

You talk to yourself

You have arguments with yourself

And lose